We visited the poor today 😂, to our surprise they were eating sandwiches wrapped in gold apparently in the mistaken belief that they will become worthier 🤡 Because nothing says ‘high-class dining’ like having to check your teeth for gold flakes after a sandwich.
While on the subject of high class, as an aside, I would not be surprised if each sandwitch comes with a free degree …. maybe from Cambridge or Oxford ? I heard of a company (now nearly bankrupt) selling ready made meals wanting entry level management staff with degrees from these two superb Universities, soon the requirement will reach the cleaning staff ranks 🤣